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Klein Grip: Robust Wire Handling – Weatherproof & Reliable (94-1611-40)
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Klein's Beastly Diagonal Cutters: Heavy Duty Power for Precision & Lasting Performance. Ideal for the Toughest Jobs.
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Klein Keystone: A Proper Tool for Blokes. Solid Shank, Super Tip. Get the Job Done. 94-602-6.
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Klein Journeyman Pliers: The Ultimate Gripping Mate. Get a Grip, Stay Equipped, Build with Confidence.
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Klein 6 Screwdriver – Heavy-Duty Square Shank – Precision Keystone Tool
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Klein's Keystone: Beast of a Screwdriver. Square shank, absolute control. Conquer any screw. A tool for life.
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Klein Keystone Tip 8 Screwdriver: The Ultimate Heavy-Duty Round Shank for Serious Tasks. Get Yours Now!
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Klein Lightweight Knife: Agile 2.5” Drop Point – Precision & Performance.
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Klein Lineman's Pliers: Unrivalled Grip. Double-Dipped Handles. Your Trusty Workmate, mate.
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Klein Gloves: Unbreakable Grip for the Toughest Jobs. Your Trusty Lineman's Mate.
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Klein Linemans Insulating 4-in-1 Wrench - The Ultimate Electrician's Mate - Safe & Secure
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Klein Journeyman High-Leverage Cable Cutter - Precision Cutting, Built to Last.
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Klein Lineman's Wrench: Your mate for 3/4 hardware, a proper bit of kit you'll never regret buying!
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Klein Lineman's Wrench: Your Handy 5/8" Mate, Built Tough for the Job, No Bollocks!
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