Klein's Wee Steel Blade Pocket Knife: Compact Power, Effortless Carry, Ultimate Everyday Companion
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Klein's Pocket Powerhouse Three-Blade Wonder A compact classic of steel for every task it's a right bargain mate.
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Klein Sportsman's Steel: A compact blade for the discerning outdoorsman, ready for any adventure.
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