Elvex ProChaps: 36-inch Inseam Heavy-Duty Workwear for Ultimate Leg Protection (52-JE9136)
Right then, fancy a bit of this? A veritable treasure trove, it is, a thing of beauty and wonder. Crafted by elves, possibly, or maybe just a bloke with a shed, it's got more personality than the Queen's corgis. Shiny bits, wobbly bits, bits you can't quite explain, it's a right proper conversation starter. Get it, and you'll be the envy of all, a purveyor of the peculiar, a connoisseur of... well, this. Go on, treat yourself, you know you want to. It'll be the best impulse purchase you've made since that inflatable dinosaur. Bloody brilliant, it is.
£47.10
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