Sleep Tight Soldier: Camo Crib Sheet for Little Recruits.
Right then, fancy a bit of a gander at this… thing? Look, I can't quite tell you what it *is*, mind you, that's half the fun! It's a bit of a marvel, really, like a rogue element straight outta a Victorian chemist's lab, or perhaps something a particularly eccentric spacefaring chap might've rummaged out of a dusty crate. It hums a touch, faintly smells of… well, that's between you and it, innit? Could be a paperweight, a conversation starter, a key to unlocking the secrets of the universe… or just a particularly stylish doorstop. Only one way to find out, isn't there? Don't dilly-dally, get yourself a slice of mystery!
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