A Charming Pint of Perfection: Your 18oz Bottle Awaits, Ready to Quench Your Thirst Anywhere, Anytime.
Right then, fancy a bit of this? A proper smashing bit of kit, this is. Right, imagine this: you're strolling along, the sun's out, birds are tweeting, and BAM, you whip this beauty out. Head-turner, that's what it is. Built like a brick outhouse, guaranteed to last longer than your last relationship, and about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but who cares when you look this good eh? Honestly, buy it, you won't regret it, unless you do, in which case, tough luck, innit? You know you want it, go on, treat yourself. Blimey, just buy it.
£13.13
£26.25
