Silky Sugoi XL 420: Bloke-sized Tough Teeth. Conquer the Cut!
Right then, fancy something a bit different, yeah? Forget the same old tat. This here…this is a portal. Not to Narnia, sadly, but to pure, unadulterated *you*. It's got that certain *je ne sais quoi*, that bit of cheeky charm that’ll have folks turning their heads. It's proper smashing, really. Think secret garden meets Sunday roast, but in a thing you can, well, *have*. Treat yourself, luv. You deserve it. Go on, be a legend. You won't regret it, I reckon. Proper job.
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